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«Some coaches pray for wisdom. I pray for 260-pound tackles. They'll give me plenty of wisdom.»
Author: Chuck Noll (Football coach) | Keywords: coaches, pound, tackle, tackled, tackles, tackling
«I do a bale of sketches, one eye, a piece of hair. A pound of observation, then an ounce of painting.»
Author: Gardner Cox | Keywords: bale, bales, observation, one-eyed, One Pound, ounce, pound, sketch, sketched, sketches
«There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.»
Author: Sandra Bullock (Actress) | Keywords: gut, paunch, pound, sexy
«This is the fundamental premise of how the U.S. legal system functions ? you are responsible for your own actions. God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, the Grand Master of the KKK, the President of Ford Motor Company cannot be held responsible for your actions. God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it ? you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars.»
Author: Stephen Evans | Keywords: Allah, apparently, Buddha, collect, courts, ford, Ford Motor, Ford Motor Company, functions, going-over, holding company, jail, KKK, Laredo, legal, legal system, motor, motoring, motors, pound, premise, President of, the President, the US, two hundred, weed
«I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.»
Author: Tommy Cooper | About: Funny | Keywords: I Woke Up, marshmallow, pillow, pound, The Pillow, This Morning, woke
«If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.»
Author: Courtney Love (Singer) | Keywords: Any Questions, daughter, drug, pound
«Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?»
Author: David Letterman (Comedian, Host) | Keywords: bombed, bombing, bombs, dropped, explode, explodes, exploding, explosives, Hussein, pound, pounded, pounding, Saddam, Saddam Hussein, States, the United States, united, United States
«The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.»
Author: Leonardo DiCaprio (Actor) | About: Kissing, Men and Women | Keywords: all out, disgusting, inject, injected, injecting, injects, pound, saliva, spit, The First Kiss
«It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.»
Author: Muhammad Ali (Activist, Boxer) | About: Jobs | Keywords: beat, grass, pound, sand, The Sand, waves
«Penny wise is often pound foolish.»
Author: French Proverb | Keywords: pennies, penny-wise, penny, pound-foolish, pound
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