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«Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!»
Author: Anne Tyler (Novelist) | Keywords: Back to Earth, chicken, come back, cow, groceries, grocery, grocery store, haul, hauled, hauling, haul up, hunters, pets, pork
«Television was supposed to be a national park. Instead it has become a money machine. It's a commodity now, just like pork bellies.»
Author: Fred Friendly (Producer) | About: Television | Keywords: bellies, pork
«China's Premier Zhao Ziyang, for all of his billion constituents, seemed in the evening's lovely flow like a favorite uncle, smiling a little too much, wanting to be a bit American, talking about peace and pork chops.»
Author: Hugh Sidey | Keywords: china, chops, constituent, constituents, pork, premier, uncle, zhao ziyang
«Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork.I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken.Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?»
Author: Jon Stewart (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: adulteries, adultery, commit, outsmart, pigs, pork, sorry, spoken, The Word, Word of God
«I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny finally and ultimately sated... but enough about the pork.»
Author: Roseanne (Actress, Comedian) | Keywords: birth control, Birth control pills, cravings, dormant, eating away, eat away, intimate, Jewish, pills, pork, sate, sated, Sates, shared, sweep away, swept, Swept Away, The Passion
«CANNIBAL, n. A gastronome of the old school who preserves the simple tastes and adheres to the natural diet of the pre-pork period.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce (Editor, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: adheres, cannibal, gastronome, old school, pork, Pre, preserves, tastes
«The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get busy beating swords into pork barrels»
Author: George Bush (President) | About: Budgets, Defense | Keywords: barrels, beating, budget, piggy, piggy bank, pork, pork barrel, swords
«The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon. Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.»
Author: Ogden Nash (Writer) | Keywords: bacon, ham, mistaken, pig, pork
«In converting Jews to Christians, you raise the price of pork.»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: Christians, converting, Jews, pork, raise
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