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«Guido the plumber and Michelangelo obtained their marble from the same quarry, but what each saw in the marble made the difference between a nobleman's sink and a brilliant sculpture.»
«In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
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ban, banned, Cleveland, legislation, opposition, pants, plumber, plumbers
«I've always argued that it is just as desirable, just as possible, to have philosopher plumbers as philosopher kings.»
«Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.»
«Before they're plumbers or writers or taxi drivers or unemployed or journalists, before everything else, men are men. Whether heterosexual or homosexual. The only difference is that some of them remind you of it as soon as you meet them, and others wait for a little while.»
Author: Marguerite Duras
(Film Director, Novelist, Playwright, Screenwriter)
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and others, drivers, heterosexual, heterosexuals, Journalists, plumbers, remind, taxi, taxis, Taxi Driver, unemployed
«I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
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bartender, bartenders, My Wife, plumbers, psychiatrist, psychiatrists
«Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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«If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.»
Author: Albert Einstein
(Physicist)
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«Hamlet's experience simply could not have happened to a plumber»
Author: George Bernard Shaw
(Critic, Essayist, Playwright)
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hamlet, Hamlets, plumber, plumbers
«A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].»
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