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«Human beings, like plants, grow in the soil of acceptance, not in the atmosphere of rejection»
Author: John Powell
| About:
Mankind,
Rejection
| Keywords:
atmosphere, plants, rejection, rejections, soil
«God moves in a mysterious way, His wonders to perform. He plants his footsteps in the sea, and rides upon the storm.»
«He who plants thorns must never expect to gather roses»
«He who plants trees loves others beside himself»
Author: English Proverb
| Keywords:
plants
«Give fools their gold, and knaves their power; let fortune's bubbles rise and fall; who sows a field, or trains a flower, or plants a tree, is more than all.»
Author: John Greenleaf Whittier
(Writer)
| Keywords:
bubbles, flower power, knaves, plants, power plant, sows, trains
«Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.»
Author: Dorothy Parker
(Poet, Writer)
| Keywords:
back off, birds, every year, get off the ground, ground, heads, head off, mucked, muck about, nastier, nastiest, nasty, plants, spring
«It is humankind's duty to respect all life, not only animals have feelings but even also trees and plants»
«I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
| About:
Funny,
Television
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available, bitch, complicated, denomination, denominations, envelope, envelopes, fuck, fucker, Fuckin, good luck, hopefully, invent, Late Night, mailman, one shot, payment, payments, plants, seal, shot, shrivel, shriveled, shrivels, shrivel up, stamps
«He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love»
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