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«A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it»
Author: Garrison Keillor | About: Women | Keywords: bikini, coffee, coffee table, loaded, loading, load up, pistol, pistols, table
«If somebody says, ''I love you,'' to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol-holder requires? ''I love you, too. ''»
Author: Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (Writer) | Keywords: conditions, holder, Holders, in reply, I Love You, pistol, pistols, pointed, replies, reply, requires, Somebody to Love
«They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.»
Author: William E. Geist | Keywords: Bermuda, Bermuda shorts, grill, grilled, peppered, pistol-whip, pistol, pistols, shorts
«It [a pun] is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.»
Author: Charles Lamb (Critic, Essayist, Poet) | Keywords: feather, let off, pistol, pistols, pun, punning, Puns, The Ear
«There is no arguing with Johnson; for when his pistol misses fire, he knocks you down with the butt end of it»
Author: Oliver Goldsmith (Dramatist, Essayist, Novelist, Poet) | Keywords: butt, butt end, Johnson, knocks, misses, pistol
«There is no arguing with him, for if his pistol misses fire, he knocks you down with the butt end of it.»
Author: Robert Frost | Keywords: arguing, butt, butt end, knocks, misses, pistol, pistols
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