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«I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it.»
Author: Alice Walker | Keywords: color, field, fielding, notice, pissed off, pisses, pissing, piss off, purple, somewhere, walk, walk off
«Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer»
Author: Bruce Graham | Keywords: affairs, cats, computer, meddle, meddled, meddles, piss, pisses, pissing, subtle, subtler, subtlest, The Affair
«Even a little dog can piss on a big building.»
Author: Jim Hightower | Keywords: big, building, dog, even a little, piss, pisses, pissing
«I have pissed in the Rhine, now send me gas!»
Author: General George S. Patton (General) | Keywords: gas, gases, pissed, pisses, pissing, Rhine, send
«Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.»
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson (President) | About: Economics | Keywords: economics, hot, leg, pisses, pissing
«Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.»
Author: Truman Capote (Novelist, Playwright, Writer) | Keywords: Jagger, Mick, Mick Jagger, pissing, sexy, toad
«As far as me talking about my movies and the work ive done,yeah. I love it . I could talk about it for hours. But when it comes to me talking about me and my life and the stuff in the media, Id very much love to be someone else, like the rain. The rain is the thing nobody likes to touch and hates. They want it as far away from them as possible. Rain is usally the thing thay fucks up people's day, it pisses them off and makes them want nothing to do with it. Why would you want to want to know every aspect of and consantly talk about the thing you hate? Right now i want to be the media's rain. I want to be the thing thay pray never comes around. The thing obviously not the topic of their conversation.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: About me, aspect, As Far, as far as possible, conversation, day off, fucked-up, fuck off, hates, hours, I.D., Id, IDs, likes, media, movies, obviously, pissed off, pisses, pissing, piss off, rain, Right Now, stuff, talking, talk about, topic, very much, work off, yeah
«Better to have them inside the tent pissing out than outside pissing in»
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson (President) | Keywords: Inside the, pissing, tent
«I'd much rather have that fellow inside my tent pissing out, than outside my tent pissing in.»
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson (President) | Keywords: pissing
«It's probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.»
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson (President) | Keywords: pissing, tent
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