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«The multitude will hardly believe the excessive force of education, and in the difference of modesty between men and women, ascribe that to nature, which is altogether owing to early instruction: Miss is scarce three years old, but she's spoke to every day to hide her leg, and rebuked in good earnest if she shows it; whilst little Master at the same age is bid to take up his coats, and piss like a man.»
Author: Bernard Mandeville | Keywords: ascribe, bid, coats, Old Masters, piss, rebuked, scarce
«We piss anywhere man.»
Author: Brian Jones (Musician) | Keywords: piss
«The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.»
Author: Gloria Steinem (Activist, Writer) | Keywords: free, off, piss, pissed off, pisses, pissing, piss off, set, set free, set off, The Truth
«The vice-presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm piss»
Author: John Nance Garner (Vice President) | Keywords: piss, pitcher, presidency, The Vice
«Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark»
Author: Monty Python | Keywords: all-around, at bats, bat, batted, gold, highness, Highnesses, piss, pisses, pissing, shaft, shafting, shafts, shine, stream
«You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.»
Author: Eddie Izzard (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: expensive, piss, pissed off, piss off, restaurants, salmon
«They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole»
Author: Garrison Keillor | Keywords: boots, instructions, piss, pour, smart, sole
«We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.»
Author: Robin Williams | Keywords: Americans, bomb, bombed, bombing, cities, piss, pissed off, pisses, pissing, piss off, simple People
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