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«Man thrives where angels would die of ecstasy and where pigs would die of disgust»
«If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.»
Author: Orson Scott Card
(Author)
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bucket, buckets, elected, on the side, pigs, slaughtered, slaughtering, slaughters, slop, swineherd, vote
«Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools»
«It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.»
Author: Quentin Crisp
(Author)
| Keywords:
ballet, ballets, ballet dancer, dancer, farm, pig, pigs, pig farm
«All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.»
Author: Tennessee Williams
| About:
God,
Humanity,
Progress
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guinea, guinea pig, Guinea Pigs, in progress, laboratories, laboratory, pigs, work in, work in progress
«I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.»
Author: Winston Churchill
(Author, Orator, Prime Minister)
| About:
Animals
| Keywords:
cats, dogs, equals, look up, look up to, pigs, treat, up to
«If God blesses a Man, his Bitch brings forth Pigs.»
Author: Benjamin Franklin
(Inventor, Philosopher, Printer, Scientist, Statesman, Writer)
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blesses, pigs
«Centuries ago, sailors on long voyages used to leave a pair of pigs on every deserted island. Or they'd leave a pair of goats. Either way, on any future visit, the island would be a source of meat. These islands, they were pristine. These were home to breeds of birds with no natural predators. Breeds of birds that lived nowhere else on earth. The plants there, without enemies they evolved without thorns or poisons. Without predators and enemies, these islands, they were paradise. The sailors, the next time they visited these islands, the only things still there would be herds of goats or pigs. .... Does this remind you of anything? Maybe the ol' Adam and Eve story? .... You ever wonder when God's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
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Adam, Adam and Eve, Adam the, ago, Back to Earth, barbecue, barbecued, barbecue sauce, birds, bird of paradise, breeds, centuries, coming back, deserted, Desert Island, Eve, evolved, evolves, evolving, goats, herds, island, islands, Long Island, meat, meats, nowhere, pair, paired, paradise, pigs, plants, poisons, pristine, remind, sailors, sauce, sauces, the island, thorns, visit, visited, voyages
«Bulls get rich, bears get rich, but pigs get slaughtered An Irishman is never at his best except when fighting.»
Author: Irish Proverb
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bulls, Bull Fighting, Irishman, pigs, slaughtered, slaughtering, slaughters
«If man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, though it be in the woods»
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
(Essayist, Lecturer, Poet)
| About:
Men
| Keywords:
boarding house, boards, crucibles, hard sell, pigs, The Crucible
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