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«Nobody creates a fad. It just happens. People love going along with the idea of a beautiful pig. It's like a conspiracy.»
Author: Jim Henson | Keywords: conspiracy, fad, fads, pig
«I have eyes like those of a dead pig.»
Author: Marlon Brando (Actor) | Keywords: pig
«The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.»
Author: Martina Navratilova (Tennis Player) | Keywords: chicken, commitment, eggs, ham, ham and eggs, involved, involvement, pig, The Chicken
«Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.»
Author: Robert Heinlein | About: Teaching | Keywords: annoys, pig, sing, wastes
«These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.»
Author: Alfred Hitchcock (Film Director) | About: Inventions | Keywords: arm, asthmatic, bagpipe, bagpipes, carrying, indignant, inspired, inventor, pig, purity, the inventor, The Sound, unfortunately
«I positively think that ladies who are always enceinte quite disgusting; it is more like a rabbit or guinea-pig than anything else and really it is not very nice.»
Author: Queen Victoria | Keywords: disgusting, enceinte, guinea, guinea pig, Guinea Pigs, ladies, pig, positively, rabbit
«PIETY, n. Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man.The pig is taught by sermons and epistles To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles. --Judibras»
Author: Ambrose Bierce (Editor, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: bristle, bristles, bristling, bristling with, epistles, piety, pig, resemblance, sermons, snout, Supreme Being, swine
«Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce (Editor, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: come out, go into, litigation, machine, pig, sausage, sausages
«I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.»
Author: George Bernard Shaw (Critic, Essayist, Playwright) | About: Fighting | Keywords: dirty, long ago, pig, wrestle, wrestled, wrestles
«Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others when the bagpipe sings I the nose cannot contain their urine.»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: and others, bagpipe, bagpipes, contain, gape, gaped, gapes, gaping, pig, sings, The Nose, urine
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