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«Do as little harm to others as you can; make any sacrifice for your true friends; be responsible for yourself and ask nothing of others; and grab all the fun you can. Don't give much thought to yesterday, don't worry about tomorrow, live in the moment, and trust that your existence has meaning even when the world seems to be all blind chance and chaos. When life lands a hammer blow in your face, do your best to respond to the hammer as if it had been a cream pie. Sometimes black humor is the only kind we can summon, but even dark laughter can sustain.»
Author: Dean Koontz | Keywords: black, black humor, blow, Chaos, cream, creamed, creams, even chance, grab, grabbed, grabs, hammer, hammered, harm, humor, In The Moment, In Your Face, lands, PIE, pies, respond, responsible, responsible for, sacrifice, summon, summoned, summoning, sustain, sustaining, The Cream, The Hammer
«If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.»
Author: Dr. Carl Sagan (Astronomer, Scientist, Writer) | Keywords: apple, apple pie, from scratch, PIE, pies, scratch
«Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.»
Author: Jim Davis (Actor) | Keywords: bread, cake, carrot, carrots, diet, dieted, dieting, diets, PIE, pies, pumpkin, pumpkins, pumpkin pie, suggest, suggesting, Vegetables, zucchini
«God always has another custard pie up his sleeve»
Author: Lynn Redgrave | Keywords: custard, Custards, custard pie, PIE, pies, sleeve
«A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.»
Author: Tenneva Jordan | About: Caring, Motherhood | Keywords: announces, care for, PIE, pieces, pies, promptly
«Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.»
Author: Charles Dudley Warner (Author, Editor) | Keywords: mud, mud pie, pies
«A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around»
Author: Edgar Watson Howe (Editor, Essayist, Novelist) | Keywords: boy, go around, go to war, hero, PIE, pies
«They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.»
Author: Orson Welles | Keywords: mud, mud pie, pies, universities
«Though we eat little flesh and drink no wine, Yet let's be merry; we'll have tea and toast; Custards for supper, and an endless host Of syllabubs and jellies and mince-pies, And other such ladylike luxuries»
Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley (Poet) | Keywords: custard, Custards, custard pie, host, jellies, ladylike, luxuries, merry, mince, mince pie, mincing, pies, supper, toast
«Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60. They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall.»
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright (Architect, Writer) | Keywords: custard, Custards, custard pie, nail, pies
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