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«I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.»
Author: Garry Shandling (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: phone, shy, Too Shy
«People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.»
Author: Howard Simons | About: People | Keywords: calls, funny, phone, phone call, press, smart
«Have you ever felt like a phone call that's been disconnected?»
«If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?»
«It was a very spasmodic courtship, conducted mainly at long distance with a great clanking of coins in dozens of phone booths.»
«Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.»
«I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box.»
«If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?»
«I have friends who I get along with who I know get very uncomfortable being alone, unless they're with people, talking all the time. Whether it's on the phone, or in person, they're never by themselves. Whereas I could be alone for months»
«Grace- [on the phone] Yes. This is Grace Adler of Grace Adler Designs. I was in there yesterday. I told you I would be back today. And now you're telling me you're all out? Do you know how much business I've given you over the years? How much money I've spent? You idiots never make enough chili. [Slams down the phone]»

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