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«Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!»
Author: Anne Tyler (Novelist) | Keywords: Back to Earth, chicken, come back, cow, groceries, grocery, grocery store, haul, hauled, hauling, haul up, hunters, pets, pork
«America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet.»
Author: Dick Gregory | About: America and Americans | Keywords: household, misuse, PET, pets, second thought, Second Thoughts, tolerate
«I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.»
Author: Marie Corelli | About: Marriage, Pets | Keywords: afternoon, afternoons, at home, growl, growled, growling, growls, husband, late, Late Night, married, parrot, parrots, pets, swears, There was
«It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it.»
Author: P. J. O'Rourke (Humorist, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: America, cats, completely, dependent, dependent on, eclipse, eclipsed, eclipses, eclipsing, favorite, favorites, fun, irresponsible, material, modern, No Fun, PET, pets, possess, qualities, recognize, The Cat, The Dog, useful
«Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.»
Author: Paris Hilton (Actress, Entrepreneur, Model, Socialite) | About: Celebrity, Funny, Pets, Superficiality | Keywords: closet, garage, garages, jackass, Jackasses, jaguar, mink, pets, tiger
«I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation»
Author: Whoopi Goldberg (Actress, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: irritation, irritations, kennel, kennels, peeve, peeves, PET, pets
«Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | About: Humor | Keywords: PET, pets, pettier, petty, sweat, sweated, sweating, sweats, sweaty
«A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.»
Author: Moliere (Actor, Playwright, Writer) | About: Diplomacy, Love | Keywords: PET, pets, stand in, tries
«maybe humans are just the pet alligators that Gd flushed down the toilet»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk (Journalist, Novelist, Satirist) | Keywords: alligator, alligators, flush, flushed, flushes, humans, PET, pets, toilet, toilets
«I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | About: Ugliness | Keywords: PET, pets, shop, worked
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