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«Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.»
«People have seen me in my underwear before. I would imagine it would be pretty difficult to hide something like that [his prosthetic penis in Boogie Nights]»
«God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.»
«See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.»
«Poetry, the genre of purest beauty, was born of a truncated woman: her head severed from her body with a sword, a symbolic penis.»
«Men renounce whatever they have in common with women so as to experience no commonality with women; and what is left, according to men, is one piece of flesh a few inches long, the penis. The penis is sensate; the penis is the man; the man is human; the penis signifies humanity.»
«There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.»
«God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time»
Author: Robin Williams | About: God | Keywords: penis, penises
«The only bodily organ which is really regarded as inferior is the atrophied penis, a girl's clitoris.»

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