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«Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.»
Author: Erica Jong | About: Men, Men and Women | Keywords: beware, denounce, denounced, denounces, denouncing, penis, penises, spell, spell out, tiniest, writers
«People have seen me in my underwear before. I would imagine it would be pretty difficult to hide something like that [his prosthetic penis in Boogie Nights]»
Author: Mark Wahlberg | Keywords: boogie, nights, penis, penises, prosthetic, prosthetics, underwear
«God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.»
Author: Robin Williams | About: God, Men | Keywords: at the same time, blood, both, brain, gave, penis, penises, run, running time, supplied with, supply, supply a, unfortunately
«See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.»
Author: Robin Williams | About: Comedy, Funny, God, Humor | Keywords: at a time, blood, brain, one at a time, One Blood, penis, penises, run, running time
«Poetry, the genre of purest beauty, was born of a truncated woman: her head severed from her body with a sword, a symbolic penis.»
Author: Andrea Dworkin | Keywords: genre, penis, penises, purest, sever, severed, severing, severs, symbolic, truncated
«Men renounce whatever they have in common with women so as to experience no commonality with women; and what is left, according to men, is one piece of flesh a few inches long, the penis. The penis is sensate; the penis is the man; the man is human; the penis signifies humanity.»
Author: Andrea Dworkin | Keywords: commonality, human flesh, inches, in common, One Piece, penis, penises, renounce, sensate, so as to
«There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.»
Author: Gloria Steinem (Activist, Writer) | About: Jobs | Keywords: jobs, occupations, open to, penis, penises, require, vagina, vaginas
«God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time»
Author: Robin Williams | About: God | Keywords: penis, penises
«The only bodily organ which is really regarded as inferior is the atrophied penis, a girl's clitoris.»
Author: Sigmund Freud (Founder) | Keywords: atrophied, atrophies, atrophy, bodily, clitoris, inferior, organ, penis, penises, regarded
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