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«I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty»
Author: Clark Kerr | Keywords: administrative, athletics, campus, campuses, faculty, parking, The Faculty
«In some Chicago neighborhoods, looking for a parking space is not unlike panning for gold.»
Author: Gary Washburn | About: Chicago, Cities | Keywords: Chicago, neighborhoods, panning, pan out, parking, parking space, unlike
«Between a quarter and a third of Los Angeles's land area is now monopolized by the automobile and its needs-by freeways, highways, garages, gas stations, car lots, parking lots. And all of it is blanketed with anonymity and foul air.»
Author: Alistair Cooke | About: Cities | Keywords: Angeles, anonymity, area, automobile, blanketed, foul, freeway, freeways, garages, gas station, highways, land area, monopolize, monopolized, parking, parking lot, quarter, stations
«Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.»
Author: Bill Vaughn | About: Women | Keywords: atomic, executives, jockey, jockeys, parallel, parking, scientists, umpires
«A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.»
Author: Bill Vaughn | Keywords: parking, parking ticket, patriot, rejoices, the system, ticket
«I don't believe in angels, no. . . . But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.»
Author: Billy Connolly (Actor) | Keywords: dashboard, flap, flapped, flapping, flaps, parking, parking space, The Wee, The Wings, wee
«Aw, man, they gave 'em the Oscar on stage. Next they're gonna give the Oscars in the parking lot. It'll be like a drive-through Oscar lane. You get an Oscar and a McFlurry and keep on moving.»
Author: Chris Rock | Keywords: keep on, lane, lanes, On Stage, Oscar, Oscars, Oscar I, parking, parking lot
«I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box.»
Author: Princess Diana (Princess) | Keywords: let alone, meter, meters, parking, parking meter, phone
«Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! And you do not drive it across rivers! You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot!»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: across, admit, differently, drive, mart, marts, owners, parked, parking, parking lot, rivers, shaped, sport, sport utility, sport utility vehicle, station wagon, The Station, utilities, utility, vehicle, wagon, wagons, you-drive
«Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space»
Author: Will Rogers | About: Politics | Keywords: one-tenth, parked, parking, parking space, tenth, worrying
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