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«In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.»
Author: Conan O'Brien (Writer) | Keywords: ban, banned, Cleveland, legislation, opposition, pants, plumber, plumbers
«Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants dedicated to crawling into every pair of pants they can find.»
Author: Veronica Lake (Actress) | Keywords: aura, contained, crawling, dedicated, farm, giant, Hollywood, Inhabitants, orgies, orgy, pair, pants, self-contained, young girl
«I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.»
Author: Charlie Chaplin (Comedian, Composer, Film Director, Producer, Writer) | Keywords: baggy, cane, caning, coat, contradiction, derby, derby hat, hat, pants, tight
«I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.»
Author: George Harrison | About: Clothes | Keywords: pants, squash, squashed, tight
«I may have a feather duster down my pants.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: duster, feather, pant, panted, panting, pants
«I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. ... But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him.»
Author: Liv Tyler (Actress) | Keywords: critical, definitely, pants, supportive, tight
«If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.»
Author: Theodore Roosevelt (President) | About: Violence | Keywords: kick, month, pant, pants, responsible, responsible for
«If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.»
Author: Albert Einstein (Physicist) | Keywords: easily, His, loses, pant, panted, panting, pants, studies, too, zealously
«If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: bank, banked, come on, fall down, funny, hostage, hostages, letting down, okay, pant, panted, panting, pants, robbing, robbing a bank
«It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.»
Author: Robin Williams | Keywords: brown, browned, browning, browns, felt, pant, panted, panting, pants, The Brown, urinate, urinating, velvet, velvets
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