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«Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot.»
Author: Ani Difranco (Guitarist, Singer, Song Writer) | Keywords: boot, booted, I wear, leg, leg it, mine, pant, panted, panting, pant leg, sleeve, strap, strapped, straps, underneath, up on, wear
«Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: especially, forgot, pant, panted, panting, pants, put on
«I may have a feather duster down my pants.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: duster, feather, pant, panted, panting, pants
«If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.»
Author: Theodore Roosevelt (President) | About: Violence | Keywords: kick, month, pant, pants, responsible, responsible for
«Thus saith the LORD; For three transgressions of Israel, and for four, I will not turn away the punishment thereof; because they sold the righteous for silver, and the poor for a pair of shoes; / That pant after the dust of the earth on the head of the poor, and turn aside the way of the meek: and a man and his father will go in unto the same maid, to profane my holy name: / And they lay themselves down upon clothes laid to pledge by every altar, and they drink the wine of the condemned in the house of their god.»
Author: Bible | Keywords: altar, condemned, go in, His father, Holy Father, Holy Name, House of, In the House, maid, meek, meekest, pair, pant, pledge, profane, sold, thereof, transgressions, turn away
«If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.»
Author: Albert Einstein (Physicist) | Keywords: easily, His, loses, pant, panted, panting, pants, studies, too, zealously
«If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: bank, banked, come on, fall down, funny, hostage, hostages, letting down, okay, pant, panted, panting, pants, robbing, robbing a bank
«It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.»
Author: Robin Williams | Keywords: brown, browned, browning, browns, felt, pant, panted, panting, pants, The Brown, urinate, urinating, velvet, velvets
«They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay. SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants? You go, girl!»
Author: Robin Williams | Keywords: gay, gays, gay and, hot, hot pants, pant, panted, panting, pants, Tell Me, tight, tighter
«A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.»
Author: Winston Churchill (Author, Orator, Prime Minister) | About: Chance, Truth | Keywords: around, before, chance, gets, halfway, has a, ITS, lie, pant, panted, panting, pants, The Truth, to get
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