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«Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.»
Author: Anthony Daniels | Keywords: Call Me, glob, grease, greased, greases, greasing, overweight
«For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.»
Author: Dennis Franz | Keywords: bald, flattering, overweight, sex symbol
«If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread, he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor.»
Author: Dr. Christiaan Barnard (Surgeon) | Keywords: calorie, calories, jogger, joggers, massage, massaged, mile, overweight, PER, work off
«I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.»
Author: Shelly Winters | Keywords: inches, overweight, Too Short
«Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: Golf, Sports | Keywords: clothing, hideous, open to, originally, overweight, owns, Protestants, restrict, restricted, restricting, restricts, wealthy
«Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host) | Keywords: overweight, resolution, weight
«For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host) | Keywords: outnumber, outnumbered, outnumbers, overweight
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