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«Men don't fake orgasm - no man wants to pull a face like that on purpose»
Author: Allan Pease
| About:
Men
| Keywords:
fake, faked, fakes, faking, on purpose, orgasm, orgasms, pull, pull a face
«I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little.»
Author: Candice Bergen
(Actress)
| Keywords:
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«Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows»
Author: John Callahan
| About:
Laughter,
Sex
| Keywords:
bedfellow, bedfellows, laughter, orgasm, orgasms
«Everyone should live to be 92 years old, have an orgasm and drop dead.»
«The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment»
Author: Malcolm Muggeridge
| About:
Religion,
Sex
| Keywords:
fulfillment, longing, orgasm, orgasms, replaced, The cross
«When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal system, eroticizing her own oppression»
Author: Sheila Jeffrys
| About:
Men,
Men and Women,
Relationships,
Sex,
Women
| Keywords:
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«Electric flesh-arrows... traversing the body. A rainbow of color strikes the eyelids. A foam of music falls over the ears. It is the gong of the orgasm.»
«The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| About:
Humor,
Life
| Keywords:
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«An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away»
«She'd stopped reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about romance and knitting and started reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about orgasms, but apart from making a mental note to have one if ever the occasion presented itsel»
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