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«As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.»
Author: Alan King (Comic) | About: Food, Pleasure, Sex | Keywords: good egg, only if, salami, Salamis, sliced, slices, slicing, thickly
«Chance can allow you to accomplish a goal every once in a while, but consistent achievement happens only if you love what you are doing.»
Author: Bart Conner | Keywords: accomplish, achievement, allow, allow for, chance, consistent, doing, goal, happens, In a, once, once in a while, only if, while
«In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex.»
Author: Jef I. Richards | About: Sex | Keywords: only if, selling, sells
«The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community against his will is to prevent harm to others.»
Author: John Stuart Mill (Economist, Logician, Philosopher) | About: Liberty, Power, Prevention | Keywords: interfere, only if, prevent
«For long you live and high you fly But only if you ride the tide And balanced on the biggest wave You race towards an early grave.»
Author: Pink Floyd | Keywords: balanced, high tide, only if, tide, wave
«Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.»
Author: Fran Lebowitz (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: buying, only if
«A murderer is regarded by the conventional world as something almost monstrous, but a murderer to himself is only an ordinary man. It is only if the murderer is a good man that he can be regarded as monstrous.»
Author: Graham Greene | Keywords: conventional, monstrous, murderer, only if
«Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | Keywords: dirty, only if
«If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: adopting, bits, eaten, feed, okay, only if, serious, The Vulture, tricked, tricks, vulture, vultures
«America is not anything if it consists of each of us. It is something only if it consists of all of us.»
Author: Woodrow T. Wilson (President) | Keywords: all of, All of Us, America, anything, consists, each, only if, Only in America, something, The America, U.S., us
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