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«What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.»
Author: Brigitte Bardot (Actress, Model) | Keywords: enchant, enchanting, enchants, old lady
«A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.»
Author: Louis Nizer | About: Women | Keywords: accident, lady, old lady, work of art
«If it were a person, it would be a woman, a very dignified old lady. She is beautiful. She is royal. She has kept her charms.»
Author: Malcolm Miller | Keywords: charms, dignified, dignifies, dignify, old lady, royal
«Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: ant, but then, fell, felled, felling, fells, funny, instinct, lady, my first, old lady, sidewalk, sidewalks, slip, The Ants, wet, wets, wetted, wetter, wetting
«Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- *four* counts. Do you confess?Wilde: I don't understand what I'm accused of. Ximinez: Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS!Biggles: Here they are, lord.Ximinez: Now, old lady -- you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.Wilde: I don't know what you're talking about.Ximinez: Right! If that's the way you want it -- Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!Ximinez: Confess! Confess! Confess!Biggles: It doesn't seem to be hurting her, lord.Ximinez: Have you got all the stuffing up one end?Biggles: Yes, lord.»
Author: Monty Python | Keywords: accused, cardinal, Cardinals, confess, counts, cushion, cushioned, cushions, deed, divulge, divulged, fetch, fetching, Ha Ha Ha, heinous, heresy, hurting, old lady, old woman, poke, poked, pokes, poking, previous, reject, stuffing, The Cardinals, The Works, ungodly, utterance, Wilde
«Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy.Carrie: Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.»
Author: Sex and the City (TV series) | Keywords: buddies, buddy, Carrie, date, fuck, louder, old lady, row, Samantha
«Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: old lady, scream, screamed
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