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«When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.»
Author: Al McGuire | Keywords: nuts
«Women, Can't live with 'em, Pass the beer nuts.»
Author: Norm Peterson | Keywords: nuts
«If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there.»
Author: Thomas J. Peters (Author, Consultant) | Keywords: desk, nuts
«What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: kid, nuts, psychiatrist, psychiatrists
«Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her. Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon! Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny. Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.»
Author: Friends | About: Friends | Keywords: Bing, chandler, cookie, cookies, cream, dough, flavour, freezer, grab, honestly, horny, ice cream, jimmies, jimmy, joey, nuts, one-woman, relax, rocky, Ross, spoon, The Rocky, unfortunately, vanilla, wether, whipped cream
«The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?»
Author: P. J. O'Rourke (Humorist, Journalist, Writer) | About: America and Americans | Keywords: administration, ashore, Bill Clinton, Clinton, Clinton administration, launched, nuts, Plymouth, Plymouth Rock, stepped, Texas
«Who is she that looketh forth as the morning, fair as the moon, clear as the sun, and terrible as an army with banners? / I went down into the garden of nuts to see the fruits of the valley, and to see whether the vine flourished and the pomegranates budded.»
Author: Bible | Keywords: budded, flourished, Garden of, nuts, pomegranates, vine
«If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: alien, dentist, Dentists, drilled, drilling, nuts
«Progress, under whose feet the grass mourns and the forest turns into paper from which newspaper plants grow, has subordinated the purpose of life to the means of subsistence and turned us into the nuts and bolts for our tools»
Author: Karl Kraus (Critic, Journalist, Playwright, Poet) | About: Progress | Keywords: bolts, mourns, nuts, nuts and bolts, subordinated, subsistence
«Mellow nuts have the hardest rind»
Author: Sir Walter Scott (Biographer, Historian, Novelist, Poet) | Keywords: mellow, mellows, nuts, rind
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