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«Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.»
«The site roared twenty-four hours a day for nine full months and beyond. From autumn through winter and into spring the crews labored in twelve-hour shifts, got some sleep, and came back for more. The enormous scale of their workplace is difficult to convey.»
Author: William Langewiesche
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«It takes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on the job»
«I haven't been with a woman in nine months.»
«So when they had gone through all the land, they came to Jerusalem at the end of nine months and twenty days.»
«I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.»
Author: Albert Einstein
(Physicist)
| About:
Thinking
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«Shallum the son of Jabesh began to reign in the nine and thirtieth year of Uzziah king of Judah; and he reigned a full month in Samaria.»
«Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does»
Author: George Bernard Shaw
(Critic, Essayist, Playwright)
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«The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| About:
Humor,
Life
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«for the last nine months we have had the pleasure to take Chad-Drums under our wings and develop what we are now and always will be NIRVANA»
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