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«He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.»
Author: Al Franken (Activist, Comedian, Lecturer, Writer) | About: America and Americans | Keywords: favorable, newt, newts, rating, ratings, unpopular
«Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.»
Author: Judy Carter (Actress, Comedian, motivational speaker) | Keywords: anti, asshole, assholes, congratulated, congratulates, congratulating, congress, gay, helm, helms, illegal, introduction, introductions, Introduction to, Jesse, Jesse Helms, newt, newts, passes, prick, pricked, pricking, shake, shake hands, shake the hand, shaking
«-She turned me into a newt! -A newt?-I got better...»
Author: Monty Python | Keywords: newt, newts, turned
«In the dark colony of night, when I consider man's magnificent capacity for malice, madness, folly, envy, rage, and destructiveness, and I wonder whether we shall not end up as breakfast for newts and polyps, I seem to hear the muffled cries of all the words in all the books with covers closed.»
Author: Leo Rosten (Novelist) | Keywords: colony, covers, cries, destructiveness, magnificent, malice, muffle, muffled, muffling, newt, newts, the books, the colonies
«Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: adder, adders, bat, boil, broth, bubble, Eye of, fork, frog, leg, newt, newts, owlet, sting, The Lizard, toe, wing, wool, worm
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