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«You can live for years next door to a big pine tree, honored to have so venerable a neighbor, even when it sheds needles all over your flowers or wakes you, dropping big cones onto your deck at still of night.»
Author: Denise Levertov (Activist, Poet) | Keywords: big tree, cone, cones, deck, decks, dropping, needles, pine, pine tree, sheds
«Every rose has its thorn:- you never find a woman without pins and needles»
Author: Douglas Jerrold (Humorist, Journalist, Playwright) | Keywords: needles, pinned, pins, pins and needles, pin up, rose, The Pin, thorn
«Individual grievances and pet peeves have got to go by the wayside. Generally, you don't have to worry about the guys who are playing every day, it's the guys who are sitting on the bench that are the ones that get needles in their pants.»
Author: Walt Alston | Keywords: go by, grievances, needles, peeve, peeves, PET
«And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven't yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food?»
Author: Bill Bryson (Writer) | Keywords: a people, capture, chopsticks, distressing, extending, food for thought, frankly, gunpowder, ingenious, invent, knits, knitted, knitting, needles, objects, odd, odd number, pair, worked
«Recently, there's been a trend in America that I find very disturbing . . . rewarding immoral and illegal behavior. . . . For example, we now give free needles to junkies, which seems to me to be only a step away from giving condoms to rapists.»
Author: Bill Maher (Actor, Comedian, Producer, Writer) | Keywords: condom, condoms, disturbing, for example, illegal, immoral, junkie, junkies, junky, needles, rapist, rapists, recently, rewarding, trend, trending, trends
«I am a world-class weenie when it comes to letting people stick needles into me. My subconscious mind firmly believes that if God had wanted us to have direct access to our bloodstreams, He would have equipped our skin with small, clearly marked doors.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: access, equipped, firmly, marked, needles, subconscious, subconscious mind, weenie, weenies
«To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug.»
Author: Helen Keller (Author, Educator) | Keywords: carpet, lush, luxurious, needles, Persian, Persians, pine, rug, spongy, The Persians
«When I was young, and addicted to reading, I had heard about dancing on the points of metaphysical needles; but, by mixing in the world, I found the points of political needles finer and sharper than the metaphysical ones»
Author: John Adams (President) | Keywords: addicted, finer, mixing, needles, sharper, The World I
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