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«I wear my wife's eyeglasses because she wants me to see things her way»
Author: Jayson Feinburg | Keywords: eyeglasses, I wear, My Wife
«I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | About: Marriage, Relationships, Wives | Keywords: interrupt, interrupting, My Wife, spoken
«I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.»
Author: Sean Connery (Actor, Film Director, Producer) | Keywords: conversations, My Wife
«I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things.»
Author: Bill Cosby (Actor, Comedian, Producer) | Keywords: ahead, goes, judgment, My Wife, up to, wife
«I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: bartender, bartenders, My Wife, plumbers, psychiatrist, psychiatrists
«My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: calendar, calendars, My Wife
«My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.»
Author: Winston Churchill (Author, Orator, Prime Minister) | Keywords: ability, able, abler, ablest, achievement, brilliant, marry, most, My Wife, persuade, persuades, Was, wife
«My wife and I have five children; the reason we have five children is because we do not want six»
Author: Bill Cosby (Actor, Comedian, Producer) | About: Children, Family | Keywords: My Wife
«I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | Keywords: My Wife, pedestal, pedestals, tended, tended to
«I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | Keywords: French, French kiss, My Wife
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