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«I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: beer, beers, beer can, cold, flaming, homosexuals, loud, My TV
«Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.»
Author: Franklin P. Jones (Businessman) | About: America and Americans, Home | Keywords: American, eight, generate, generating, homes, My TV, ninety, Ninety eight, percent, sets, Sex and, tv set, TV sets, violence
«If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul.»
Author: Isaac Asimov (Biochemist, Writer) | Keywords: atheist, basis, deed, foul, fouled, fouler, foulest, fouling, fouls, foul up, My TV, pattern, patterned, preacher, prefer, righteous, totality
«TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking»
Author: Kevin Devitte | Keywords: My TV, tired, tired of
«I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me.»
Author: Angelina Jolie (Actress) | Keywords: Branded, branding, brands, case, go bad, go into, hour, in case, lotion, lotions, My TV, put on, taste, trance, trances, watch
«I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: faces, if not, My TV, news, not for, personalities, stories, supposed, TV news
«TV is chewing gum for the eyes.»
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright (Architect, Writer) | About: Television | Keywords: chewed, chewing, chewing gum, chews, chew up, gum, gums, My TV
«If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.»
Author: Lily Tomlin (Actress, Comedian) | About: Books, Reading, Television | Keywords: considered, My TV, viewed, well-read
«Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.»
Author: Ani Difranco (Guitarist, Singer, Song Writer) | About: Art, Life, Television | Keywords: imitate, imitates, My TV
«I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves! . . . HEY! What time is it?? My TV show is on!»
Author: Bill Watterson (Author) | Keywords: hey, humans, machines, My TV, science fiction, slaves, take control, time machine, TV show, TV shows, zombie
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