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«Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.»
«A conservative is a liberal who got mugged the night before»
«There aren't any liberals left in New York. They've all been mugged by now.»
«On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'.»
Author: Paul Merton
| About:
New York
| Keywords:
central, Central Park, mug, mugging, mugs, my first, park
«A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.»
«The 10 Frenchmen journeyed to America despite warnings from their mothers that they would be mugged within 5 minutes of their arrival in New York and mowed down by gangsters in Chicago -- provided, of course, that they were not scalped by Indians along the way [or captured by] crowds of American women waiting at the airport to get their hands on a Frenchman.»
«Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice.»
«If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested»
Author: Thomas Wolfe
| About:
Liberalism
| Keywords:
arrested, arresting, arrests, mug, mugged, mugging, mugs
«INTIMACY, n. A relation into which fools are providentially drawn for their mutual destruction.Two Seidlitz powders, one in blue And one in white, together drew And having each a pleasant sense Of t'other powder's excellence, Forsook their jackets for the snug Enjoyment of a common mug. So close their intimacy grew One paper would have held the two. To confidences straight they fell, Less anxious each to hear than tell; Then each remorsefully confessed To all the virtues he possessed, Acknowledging he had them in So high degree it was a sin. The more they said, the more they felt Their spirits with emotion melt, Till tears of sentiment expressed Their feelings. Then they effervesced! So Nature executes her feats Of wrath on friends and sympathetes The good old rule who don't apply, That you are you and I am I.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
(Editor, Journalist, Writer)
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acknowledging, anxious, confessed, confidences, Drew, effervescing, executes, express emotion, feats, forsook, intimacy, In Blue, jackets, melt, mug, powder, powders, providentially, remorsefully, Seidlitz powders, sentiment, snug, white paper, wrath
«My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Luck
| Keywords:
for instance, ill luck, instance, mug, mugged, mugging, mugs, Quaker, Quakers
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