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«Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing.»
«I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.»
«I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?»
«Every sincere break with Communism is a religious experience, though the Communists fail to identify its true nature, though he fail to go to the end of the experience. His break is the political expression of the perpetual need of the soul whose first faint stirring he has felt within him, years, months or days before he breaks. A Communist breaks because he must choose at last between irreconcilable opposites ? God or Man, Soul or Mind, Freedom or Communism.»
«A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: months
«I have friends who I get along with who I know get very uncomfortable being alone, unless they're with people, talking all the time. Whether it's on the phone, or in person, they're never by themselves. Whereas I could be alone for months»
«A photograph never grows old. You and I change, people change all through the months and years, but a photograph always remains the same. How nice to look at a photograph of mother or father taken many years ago. You see them as you remember them. But as people live on, they change completely. That is why I think a photograph can be kind.»
«Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does»
«for the last nine months we have had the pleasure to take Chad-Drums under our wings and develop what we are now and always will be NIRVANA»
«Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.»

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