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«My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.»
Author: Alicia Silverstone (Actress) | Keywords: boyfriend, lines, monkey, princess, princesses, retard, retarding
«Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.»
Author: Malcolm de Chazal | Keywords: monkey, Monkeys
«I learned the way a monkey learns-by watching its parents.»
Author: Prince Charles | Keywords: monkey
«I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo!»
Author: Tara Reid (Actress) | Keywords: Hoo, Laugh It Off, laugh off, monkey, pissed, pissed off, tickled
«These can never be true friends: Hope, dice, a prostitute, a robber, a cheat, a goldsmith, a monkey, a doctor, a distiller.»
Author: Indian Proverb | Keywords: cheat, dice, distiller, goldsmith, goldsmiths, monkey, prostitute, robber
«The day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery»
Author: African Proverb | Keywords: destined, monkey, slippery, The Monkey
«MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce (Editor, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: arboreal, genealogical, home in, monkey
«Kill a chicken before a monkey.»
Author: Chinese Proverbs | Keywords: chicken, monkey
«Never believe that body is permanent. Body is like a water bubble. Mind is like a mad monkey.»
Author: Sri Sathya Sai Baba (Spiritual leader) | Keywords: body, body of water, bubble, bubbled, bubble up, bubbling, mad, monkey, permanent, water
«Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.»
Author: Winston Churchill (Author, Orator, Prime Minister) | Keywords: discussions, grinder, grinders, monkey, organ, organ grinder, the discussion, The Monkey, The Organ
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