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«I hate Mondays.»
Author: Antonio Banderas (Actor) | Keywords: Mondays
«Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code»
Author: Dan Salomon | Keywords: code, coded, coding, Monday, Mondays, pays, spending, The Code, The Week
«Monday is the key day of the week.»
Author: Gaelic Proverb | Keywords: day of the week, Monday, Mondays, The Week
«On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.»
Author: H. Allen Smith (Writer) | Keywords: dedicated, dedicates, dedicating, jerked, jerks, Monday, Mondays, mornings, proposition
«I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.»
Author: John Waters (Film Director) | Keywords: Christopher, Christopher Columbus, Columbus, Columbus Day, fake, holidays, mail, Monday, Mondays
«Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.»
Author: Tom Wilson | Keywords: Mondays, Road of Life
«Wagner was a monster. He was anti-Semitic on Mondays and vegetarian on Tuesdays. On Wednesday he was in favor of annexing Newfoundland, Thursday he wanted to sink Venice and Friday he wanted to blow up the pope.»
Author: Tony Palmer | Keywords: annex, annexed, annexes, annexing, anti-Semitic, blow up, Friday, Mondays, monster, Semitic, sink, the pope, Thursdays, Tuesdays, Venice, Wagner
«MONDAY, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce (Editor, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: baseball game, countries, Monday, Mondays, The Day After
«I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | About: America and Americans, Education, Television | Keywords: America, educate, intellectual, minutes, Monday, Mondays, newspapers, started, stuff, television
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