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«Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.»
Author: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Actor, Governor) | Keywords: babies, beer, grow up, milk
«I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: fresh, grass, lady, milk, waiter, waiters
«Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.»
Author: Woody Guthrie (Composer, Singer) | Keywords: cow, hitch, hitched, hitches, hitching, just about, milk, milk cow, notions
«I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.»
Author: Bill Watterson (Author) | Keywords: cereal, milk, milked, milking, purple
«My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex?ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.»
Author: Margaret Cho (Comedian) | Keywords: boyfriend, boyfriends, have sex, intolerant, intolerant of, lactose, milk
«Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.»
Author: George Orwell (Essayist, Novelist) | About: Animals, Mankind | Keywords: animals, catch, consumes, creature, eggs, fast, lay, Lord's table, milk, milked, milking, plough, producing, pull, rabbits, rabbit on, The Animals, The Plough, weak
«I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.»
Author: Henry Louis Mencken (Critic, Journalist) | Keywords: cow, enjoys, milk, tension
«Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more.»
Author: Martin Luther (Priest, Scholar) | Keywords: cows, free will, houses, milk, milk cow
«I don't care how many pails of milk I lose, as long as I don't lose the cow»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: cow, milk, milk cow, pail, pails
«I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true old man's milk and restorative cordial.»
Author: Thomas Jefferson (Author, President) | About: Friendship | Keywords: cordial, in the raw, milk, old man, raw, restorative, ripened, ripens
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