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«She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.»
Author: Clive James (Critic) | About: Play | Keywords: abstract, midget, midgets
«Irving can be devilishly readable-just as your attention begins to flag, he sends in a troupe of midgets, pulls back incestuous sheets, tosses off a daring piece of slapstick.»
Author: James Walcott | Keywords: devilishly, incestuous, Irving, midget, midgets, pull back, readable, sheets, slapstick, tosses, troupe
«I don't think you'll have to worry that this mental midget, this hillbilly Hitler from Alabama, is anywhere near becoming the nominee of the Democratic Party.»
Author: Julian Bond | Keywords: Alabama, Hillbillies, hillbilly, midget, midgets, nominee
«>in divination< Harry: Wait, I've got two neptunes, that cant be right!Ron: >imitating professor trelwany< Ahh! Two neptunes is a sure sign a midget in glasses is being born!»
Author: Joanne Kathleen Rowling (Writer) | Keywords: cant, canted, canting, cants, divination, glasses, harried, harry, imitating, midget, midgets, professor, Ron, The Cant
«Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: midgets
«If I had my way books would not be written in English, but in an exceedingly difficult secret language that only skilled professional readers and story-tellers could interpret. Then people like you would have to go to public halls and pay good prices to hear the professionals decode and read the books aloud for you. This plan would have the advantage of scaring off all amateur authors, retired politicians, country doctors and I-Married-a-Midget writers who would not have the patience to learn the secret language.»
Author: Robertson Davies (Author, Journalist) | Keywords: aloud, decode, decodes, exceedingly, halls, interpret, midget, midgets, pay off, prices, readers, retired, scaring, skilled, tellers, the books, The Professionals
«Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: butler, butlers, feet, house, midget, midgets, patter, pattered, pattering
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