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«Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if you?ve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that you?ve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.»
Author: Mark Danielewski | About: Humor, Love | Keywords: climbing, come to grips, crush, grips, let alone, microwave, similar, slash, slashed, slashes, small stuff, swoon, swooned, swooning, swoons, TV dinner, TV show, TV shows
«I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: back in time, coffee, instant, instant coffee, in time, microwave, microwave oven, oven
«Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: bounties, bounty, French, microwave, omnivorous, pardon, picnic, picnicking, picnics, savages, thank you, The Bounty, uncontrollable
«I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Houses | Keywords: evening, fireplace, fireplaces, in front, laid, microwave, the fire
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