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«I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex»
Author: David Lodge | About: Relationships | Keywords: bears, masturbation, sport, working out
«We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.»
Author: Lily Tomlin (Actress, Comedian) | About: Belief | Keywords: First hand, free, hands, masturbation, upright, walked
«The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity»
Author: Patrick Murray | About: Internet | Keywords: leisure, masturbation, replacing
«Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.»
Author: Thomas S. Szasz (Professor) | About: Sex | Keywords: activity, century, cure, disease, mankind, masturbation, nineteenth, nineteenth century, primaries, primary, sexual, sexual activity, twentieth, twentieths
«The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it»
Author: Truman Capote (Novelist, Playwright, Writer) | Keywords: dress, dress up, masturbation
«This is a rumor-filled society and if people want to site around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics... or masturbation.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: around, consider, dated, date from, filled, masturbation, rumor, rumored, site, sites, society, spare, spare time, sparing, talk about, This is a, topics
«Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.»
Author: Karl Kraus (Critic, Journalist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: intercourse, masturbation, satisfactory, substitute
«Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex»
Author: Karl Marx (Philosopher) | About: Philosophy | Keywords: masturbation, real world, The Real World
«Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | About: Funny, Sex | Keywords: knock, knocked out, knock on, knock out, knock up, masturbation, sex
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