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«A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.»
Author: Herbert Prochnow | About: War | Keywords: civilized, have the best, implemented, implementing, implements, implements of war, Mars, pick out, The Visitors, visitor
«If you're a Boy Scout on Mars with a compass, you're lost.»
Author: Jack Connerney | Keywords: boy scout, Boy Scouts, compass, Mars
«For policies, industries, strong towns, and fortifications, it is the mirror of virtue and the garden of Mars; yea, and the light of all Europe, that he who hath exactly trod it may say he hath seen the map of the whole universe»
Author: William Lithgow | About: Virtue | Keywords: Garden of, industries, map, Mars, policies, The map, The Mirror, towns, trod
«Mars is essentially in the same orbit. Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If there is oxygen, then we can breathe.»
Author: Dan Quayle (Vice President) | Keywords: canal, canals, essentially, Mars, orbit, orbits, oxygen, somewhat
«Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Ok, we canswing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not bebanned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, fair play for you.That's pretty damn good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off inthe distance.»
Author: Eddie Izzard (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: ban, banned, bar, damn, dangle, dangling, debilitates, debilitating, enhancing, Fair Play, joint, Mars, meters, O.K., ok, Olympics, performance, performing, smoke, swing, the Olympics, with that
«I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.»
Author: Mignon McLaughlin (Author, Journalist) | Keywords: dozens, each day, glad, Mars, pieces, to a man
«It's going to be a bummer if Mars turns out to be like us.»
Author: Newt Gingrich | Keywords: bummer, Mars
«Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That's my utopia.»
Author: Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (Writer) | About: Happiness | Keywords: Cancer, communities, eliminate, Erie, flush, flushed, flushes, inhabit, lake, Lake Erie, Mars, primitive, racial, racial prejudice, Utopia, Utopias
«I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: boxes, Mars
«It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him and it mars him; it sets him on and it takes him off.»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: equivocator, lechery, Mars, performance, provokes, sets, set off
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