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«I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.»
«Love is so much better when you're not married.»
«I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.»
«I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.»
Author: Rita Rudner
(Comedian, Writer)
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annoy, married, Married Love, married person, special
«It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as possible»
Author: George Bernard Shaw
(Critic, Essayist, Playwright)
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Men and Women
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business, get married, kept woman, married, married man, married woman, soon, unmarried, unmarried man, unmarried woman
«I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
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along, came, disappointment, imagine, married, wanted
«I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.»
«I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.»
«Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
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Love
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«I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.»
Author: Will Rogers
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cost, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, get married, maintain, married
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