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«Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me.»
Author: Elizabeth Gaskell | Keywords: madam
«Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? Go home and cut it; let Nature have fair play, and you will have no need of my advice.»
Author: John Abernethy | Keywords: bowels, Fair Play, girdle, go home, madam, squeezed, upward
«Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it»
Author: Sir Thomas Beecham | About: Sex | Keywords: capable, from scratch, giving, instrument, legs, leg it, madam, madams, scratch, scratched, scratches, Thousands
«Thank you, madam, the agony is abated.»
Author: Thomas Babington | Keywords: abate, abated, madam
«Madam, Life's a piece in bloom death goes dogging everywhere: She's the tenant of the room he's the ruffian on the stair.»
Author: William Ernest Henley | Keywords: dogging, madam, ruffian, stair, tenant, tenanted, tenanting, tenants
«(when talking to a fans mother who was complaining that her daughter would no longer go in the shower after watching 'Phsyco')'Then madam I suggest you dry-clean her'»
Author: Alfred Hitchcock (Film Director) | Keywords: complaining, dry clean, dry cleaner, dry cleaning, fans, go in, madam, madams, Mothers And Daughters, shower, suggest, talking to
«SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce (Editor, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: contents, madam, satiety
«YOKE, n. An implement, madam, to whose Latin name, _jugum_, we owe one of the most illuminating words in our language --a word that defines the matrimonial situation with precision, point and poignancy. A thousand apologies for withholding it.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce (Editor, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: apologies, illuminating, implement, Latin, madam, matrimonial, poignancy, withholding
«Nay, Madam, when you are declaiming, declaim; and when you are calculating, calculate.»
Author: Samuel Johnson (Critic, Poet, Writer) | Keywords: calculating, declaim, declaimed, declaiming, declaims, madam
«Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: come out, madam, madams, parboil, parboiled, tender
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