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«A good snow machine will cost $2,000 and last four to five years. With dogs, you've got regenerative powers. Snow machines don't have pups.»
Author: Lou Schultz | Keywords: machine, pup, pups, snow
«Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.»
«Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.»
«Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.»
«I'm a sex machine to both genders. It's all very exhausting. I need a lot of sleep.»
Author: Rupert Everett | Keywords: exhausting, genders, machine
«For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.»
«Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.»
«I'll never understand the animal, the machine of Hollywood business. And I don't want to understand it. It's like joining a club, a clique just because everyone else is in it. You don't have any particular interest in it, and it has nothing to do with who you are as a person. You just join it because it's the thing to do. The quality of life is so different in France. There is the possibility of living a simple life. I would never contemplate raising my daughter in LA. I would never raise any child there.»
«A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace it before they check it off, but they make that stuff impossible to replace. I go to the store and ask, 'Do you have coke in a glass harmonica? ...Do you have individually wrapped cashews?'»
«I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.»

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