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«To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms but the devil slapped on the genitals.»
Author: Don Schrader | Keywords: genitals, legs, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on, torso
«One wants to mutter deeply that apart from having two good legs I also have two good degrees and it is just possible that I do know what I'm talking about»
Author: Edwina Currie | Keywords: apart, deeply, degrees, legs, mutter, muttered, muttering, talking
«The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.»
Author: Marlene Dietrich (Actress) | About: Men and Women | Keywords: average, interested, legs
«Look, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you got to flap your arms and legs, you got to jump around a lot, you got to make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death. And therefore, as I see it, if you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy, or at least your thoughts should be noisy and colorful and lively.»
Author: Mel Brooks (Actor, Film Director, Producer, Writer) | Keywords: arms, colorful, flap, flapped, flapping, flaps, jump, legs, livelier, lively, noise, Noisier, noisiest, noisy, opposite, philosophic, Quiet Life, wax, waxes, waxing
«Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it»
Author: Sir Thomas Beecham | About: Sex | Keywords: capable, from scratch, giving, instrument, legs, leg it, madam, madams, scratch, scratched, scratches, Thousands
«Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist!?I?ve done your dog. It?s got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that???Fido looks a bit weird.?»
Author: Eddie Izzard (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: Fido, Head down, legs, Picasso, square, taxidermist, Weird
«The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf-it's almost a law.»
Author: H. G. Wells (Historian, Journalist, Novelist, Sociologist) | About: Golf | Keywords: legs, plays, uglier
«More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.»
Author: Rainer Maria Rilke | About: Marriage | Keywords: belongs, legs
«The legs are the wheels of creativity.»
Author: Albert Einstein (Physicist) | Keywords: creativity, legs, leg it, wheeled, wheels
«I saw a cat yesterday with 4 legs and yet it was only a yellow cat, and rather small, too, for its size. They were not all fore legs several of them were hind legs; indeed almost a majority of them were.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: come to the fore, fore, hind, hinds, legs, several, size, The Yellow, yellow
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