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«Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.»
Author: Andy Van Slyke | Keywords: backs, last name, last year, sew, sewed, sewing, sewn, uniforms, Velcro
«[to moe on the phone] Hi. I'm looking for a man first name hugh last name jass. [moe: ok as anyone seen a Hugh Jass? hello I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!]»
Author: Bart Simpson | Keywords: first name, hello, Hugh, last name, O.K., ok, phone
«He lives who dies to win a lasting name»
Author: Henry Drummond | Keywords: last name
«Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping-or attaches the name of St. Patrick to the day of the year that bartenders fear most.»
Author: Jon Anderson | Keywords: attaches, AT ST, bartender, bartenders, Christmas, day of the year, excess, frenzy, good idea, last-minute, last name, Patrick, shopping, St Patrick, such as, trait, unfortunate, wretched
«I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents we've had with the last name of Bush, his economic plan ranks in the top two.»
Author: Senator John Kerry (Senator) | About: Funny | Keywords: last name, Presidents, President Bush, ranks
«It is one of the ironies of the ministry that the very man who works in God's name is often hardest put to find time for God. The parents of Jesus lost Him at church, and they were not the last ones to lose Him there.»
Author: Vance Havner | Keywords: ironies, last name, ministries, ministry, Ministry of, The Ministry
«PATRIOTISM, n. Combustible rubbish read to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name. In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit that it is the first.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce (Editor, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: ambitious, beg, Beg to, combustible, dictionary, Dr., Dr. Johnson, Dr, Dr Johnson, enlightened, famous, illuminate, inferior, Johnson, last name, last resort, resort, respect to, rubbish, scoundrel, submit, The Last Resort, torch, With all due respect
«A name is a label, and as soon as there is a label, the ideas disappear and out comes label-worship and label-bashing, and instead of living by a theme of ideas, people begin dying for labels... and the last thing the world needs is another religion.»
Author: Richard Bach (Writer) | About: Needs, World | Keywords: bash, bashed, bashing, disappear, label, labels, last name, theme, worship
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