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Letter "L" » ladies
«I think that tennis is a lady's sport, so we should look out there like ladies.»
Author: Anna Kournikova (Model, Tennis Player) | About: Sports | Keywords: ladies, look out, tennis
«I have defined Ladies as people who did not do things themselves»
Author: Gwen Raverat | Keywords: defined, ladies
«Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.»
«It was just a whimsical idea that escalated when so many crazy ladies took it up.»
Author: Rudi Gernreich | About: Ideas | Keywords: escalate, escalated, ladies, whimsical
«Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice; Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.»
«I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.»
«I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.»
Author: Emo Philips | Keywords: caught, ladies, On and On, pains, zipper
«I positively think that ladies who are always enceinte quite disgusting; it is more like a rabbit or guinea-pig than anything else and really it is not very nice.»
«Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures.»
«I know that you, ladies and gentlemen, have a philosophy, each and all of you, and that the most interesting and important thing about you is the way in which it determines the perspective in your several worlds.»

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