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«Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.»
Author: Billy Connolly (Actor) | About: Marriage | Keywords: invention, kit, repair, then again
«What?s the use of worrying? It never was worth while, so, pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag. And smile, smile, smile.»
Author: George Henry Powell | Keywords: bag, kit
«My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.»
Author: Roseanne Barr (Host) | Keywords: cracker, crackers, Jerry, jerry springer, kit, polyester, shirt, springer, stretch, the skinny, T shirt, whiz, whizzing
«I snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: bag, body bag, emergency, kit, snake
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