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«The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.»
Author: Fred Astaire (Actor, Choreographer, Dancer) | About: Learning, Manners, Reality | Keywords: good manners, hardest, job, kids, Kid The, manners, seeing
«The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids»
Author: Jill Bensley | About: Birth Control | Keywords: birth control, effective, kids, spending
«Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework»
Author: Bill Cosby (Actor, Comedian, Producer) | About: Children, Comedy, Education, Funny, Sex | Keywords: be given, good idea, homework, kids, schools, Sex education
«No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.»
Author: Bill Cosby (Actor, Comedian, Producer) | Keywords: behavior, bizarre, calmly, eventually, kids, normal, parenting, referee, referees
«No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | Keywords: anymore, ass, beat, car, do drugs, drugs, drug use, Great Houses, honestly, kids, laughed, Laugh It Off, laugh off, murdered, popular, raped, raping, robbed, sorry, went
«When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: bump, bumped, bumping, bumps, bump into, cry, drunk, drunker, drunks, get the hang, hanging, hang in, hang out, hang up, hit, kids, Kid The, laugh, miniature, onto, urinate, urinating, vomit, vomited, vomiting, vomit up, year
«On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: Halloween, kids, sent
«Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: beer, daddies, fake, faked, fakes, faking, I.D., Id, IDs, kids, Son
«That's the interesting thing about becoming a father. Suddenly you universally have something in common with other people. I can be sitting next to a very straight, humorless businessman or stockbroker type on an airplane and we'll just start talking about kids. And that conversation last three or four hours.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: airplane, Airplanes, businessman, common interest, conversation, Father, hours, humorless, interesting, in common, kids, sitting, straight, suddenly, talking, type, universally
«The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up.»
Author: John Lennon (Political activist, Singer, Songwriter) | Keywords: bringing, crazy, kids
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