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«If kids come to us [educators / teachers] from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.»
Author: Barbara Colorose | About: Education, Teachers and teaching | Keywords: educators, families, functioning, healthy, job, kids, Kid The, teachers
«Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.»
Author: Bob Lemon | Keywords: baseball, grown, kids, screw, screwing
«Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music»
Author: Gareth Owen | About: Children | Keywords: affect, affected, computer, computer game, darken, darkened, darkening, darkens, games, kids, listening, munch, munching, PAC, Pac Man, pilled, pills, repetitive, rooms, running, run around, the Pill
«Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas»
Author: Paula Poundstone (Comic) | About: Adulthood, Children, Funny, Ideas | Keywords: adults, asking, grow up, ideas, kids, Kid The, looking for
«Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: kids
«'Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I'd do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all.»
Author: J. D. Salinger (Novelist, Writer) | Keywords: catchers, cliffs, kids, Thousands
«In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe.»
Author: Tori Amos (Singer) | About: Love, Lust | Keywords: from head to toe, kids, lick, licks, lust, lusted, lusting, lust after, On Your Toes, separated, The Wall, throw, toe, wall
«I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.»
Author: Yogi Berra (Baseball Player, Manager) | About: Education | Keywords: encyclopedia, encyclopedias, kids, school, walk-to
«I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: bad guy, Bad Guys, guy, hard of hearing, hearing, kids, Sunday
«Asking is the beginning of receiving. Make sure you don't go to the ocean with a teaspoon. At least take a bucket so the kids won't laugh at you.»
Author: Jim Rohn (Author, Speaker) | Keywords: asking, bucket, buckets, kids, laugh at, ocean, receiving, teaspoon, teaspoons
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