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«Socialites kid each other, their way of life, their friends; and I kid the whole setup.»
Author: Aileen Mehle | Keywords: Kid The, setup, way of life
«If kids come to us [educators / teachers] from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.»
Author: Barbara Colorose | About: Education, Teachers and teaching | Keywords: educators, families, functioning, healthy, job, kids, Kid The, teachers
«When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.»
Author: Emo Philips | About: Forgiveness, Funny | Keywords: asked, bicycle, Bicycles, every night, forgive, kid, Kid The, Lord's table, lorded, new, Night, one use, pray, realised, So I, stole, the LORD, used, used to
«The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.»
Author: Fred Astaire (Actor, Choreographer, Dancer) | About: Learning, Manners, Reality | Keywords: good manners, hardest, job, kids, Kid The, manners, seeing
«Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas»
Author: Paula Poundstone (Comic) | About: Adulthood, Children, Funny, Ideas | Keywords: adults, asking, grow up, ideas, kids, Kid The, looking for
«Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music.»
Author: William Stafford | Keywords: dance, dance music, kids, Kid The, music
«Love one person, take care of them until you die. You know, raise kids. Have a good life. Be a good friend. And try to be completely who you are. And figure out what you personally love. And like go after it with everything you've got no matter how much it takes.»
Author: Angelina Jolie (Actress) | Keywords: Care of, completely, Die Trying, Everything You, figure, figure out, figuring, Good Life, go after, kids, Kid The, no matter, one-person, personally, raise, take care
«When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: bump, bumped, bumping, bumps, bump into, cry, drunk, drunker, drunks, get the hang, hanging, hang in, hang out, hang up, hit, kids, Kid The, laugh, miniature, onto, urinate, urinating, vomit, vomited, vomiting, vomit up, year
«The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | About: Humor, Life | Keywords: alcohol, at parties, baby, Baby and I, backwards, back end, back off, be old enough, bonus, bonuses, cycle, cycles, cycle on, cycling, died young, do drugs, drugged, drugging, drugs, ends, End of time, finish, finish off, floated, floating, forties, forty, get at, get it, Get Ready, get tough, gold, go back, go to, grade, graded, grades, grade school, grading, high, Higher Grade, high life, high school, high time, kicked, kick off, kick out, kick up, kid, Kid The, live in, mean life, months, nine, Nine Lives, Nine Months, old age, old gold, old school, old times, orgasm, orgasms, Our Party, out-of-the-way, Out of the Womb, party, Partying, ready, responsibilities, retirement, school, school year, spend, take time off, Taking Off, think back, time off, tough, Tough Enough, unfair, watch, womb, work off
«In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: air, America, go on, In America, kid, Kid The, On the air, Politicians
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