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«When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.»
Author: Emo Philips | About: Forgiveness, Funny | Keywords: asked, bicycle, Bicycles, every night, forgive, kid, Kid The, Lord's table, lorded, new, Night, one use, pray, realised, So I, stole, the LORD, used, used to
«Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.»
Author: Bill Gates (Entrepreneur, Founder) | About: Children, Education | Keywords: cleaned, cleaned up, educating, fantastic, inner city, kid, shortage, Things to do
«What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: kid, nuts, psychiatrist, psychiatrists
«When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: after-school, bear, cave, caveman, cave in, Cave of the, favorite, his uncle, kid, later, once in a while, One of Us, relative, school, uncle, uncles
«We are willing to spend the least amount of money to keep a kid at home, more to put him in a foster home and the most to institutionalize him.»
Author: Marian Wright Edelman | Keywords: amount of money, Foster, fostered, fostering, foster home, institutionalize, institutionalized, kid
«When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: kid, moved, parents
«What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: bee, birds, butcher, butchered, butchers, kid, My Wife, The Birds, wife
«Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.»
Author: Chanakya (Politician, strategist, Writer) | Keywords: Darling, darlings, grown, Grown up, kid, scold, scolded, scolding, sixteen
«When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | About: Animals, Children, Death and dying, Possibility | Keywords: kid, killed, movie, Western, westerns, wondered
«When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: kid, scheduled, schedules, scheduling, store, The Toy, toy, toyed, toy train, toy with, train
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