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«I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.»
Author: George Bush
(President)
| About:
Children
| Keywords:
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«A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.»
Author: Jack Benny
(Entertainer)
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Funny
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dressed, following, kid, schmuck, scout, scouting, Scouts, scout troop, troop, twelve
«I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time I was a kid, I have never been able to understand attacks upon the gay community. There are so many qualities that make up a human being... by the time I get through with all the things that I really admire about people, what they do with their private parts is probably so low on the list that it is irrelevant.»
Author: Paul Newman
(Actor)
| About:
Homosexuality
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«I ain't no saint, but I have tried never to do anything that would hurt my family or offend God. I figure all any kid needs is hope and the feeling he or she belongs. If I could do or say anything that would give some kid that feeling, I would believ»
«I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.»
«I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak.»
«Chandler: Oh my God. I just told a kid he was adopted! Pheobe: That's not so bad, he was gonna find out anyway. Chandler: How would you like it if someone told the triplets that you were their birth mother? >Triplets look up disbelieveingly at Chandler< Chandler: I'm gonna go and tell Emma that she was an accident.»
«In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| Keywords:
air, America, go on, In America, kid, Kid The, On the air, Politicians
«If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
| About:
Funny
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Better Late Than Never, blame, Claus, Clauses, discovers, Good Thing, kid, later, later on, Santa, Santa Claus, steal
«Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.»
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