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«Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.»
Author: Anne Morrow Lindbergh
| About:
Friendship
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«There is a time to stop reading, there is a time to STOP trying to WRITE, there is a time to kick the whole bloated sensation of ART out on its whore-ass.»
«There is no education in the second kick of a mule»
«Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.»
«Most chick singers say 'If you hurt me, I'll die'...I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.»
«Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.»
«There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick»
Author: Kin Hubbard
(Humorist, Writer)
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aggravate, aggravated, aggravates, aggravating, fresh, ignore, kick, Old Boys, Too Old
«Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
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«Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big Hawaiian man who was screwing his wife beside the pool because they thought it was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it, like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you...»
«The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.»
Author: Theodore Roosevelt
(President)
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Body
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human body, kick, kick in, pants, reversed, seat, the human body
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