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«Women need not always keep their mouths shut and their wombs open.»
«After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.»
Author: Guillermo Mordillo
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God
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«The entire being of a woman is a secret which should be kept»
«I do not know if you remember the tale of the girl who saves the ship under mutiny by sitting on the powder barrel with her lighted torch and all the time knowing that it is empty? This has seemed to me a charming image of the women of my time. There they were, keeping the world in order by sitting on the mystery of life, and knowing themselves that there was no mystery.»
«Male supremacy has kept woman down. It has not knocked her out.»
«STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.REG: What?!LORETTA: It's my right as a man.JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?LORETTA: I want to have babies.REG: You want to have babies?!LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.REG: But... you can't have babies.LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!»
Author: Monty Python
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«Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.»
Author: W. C. Fields
(Actor, Comic)
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«We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent»
«It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as possible»
Author: George Bernard Shaw
(Critic, Essayist, Playwright)
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Men and Women
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«I never promise a woman anything nor let her know what I'm going to give her. That's the only way to manage them. Always keep them guessing.»
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